- You’ve visited this website more than twice a day.
- You’ve analyzed the biographies of the cast.
- You’ve seen all of the episodes.
- You’ve seen at least two episodes multiple times.
- You’ve watched a video about Arthur/Merlin pairings.
- You’ve created a video about Arthur/Merlin pairings.
- You’ve searched YouTube for your favorite Merlin clips.
- The background on your computer is from Merlin.
- You’ve written Merlin fan fiction.
- You’ve acted as a beta for Merlin fan fiction.
- You’ve fantasized about ending up in Camelot.
- You’ve pretended talking to a 40-foot tall dragon.
- You’ve tried to convince your town to create some stocks.
- You’ve played the Merlin drinking game.
- You've written down all the rules to the Merlin drinking game by hand in your notepad and played it immediately after.
- You’ve read this list and kept nodding and smiling.
- You've dragged your entire family to Northern France on holiday to catch the filming.
- You've altered your kids' soccer photos to include a Merlin cast.
- You frequently find yourself quoting your favorite Merlin lines.
- You talk to yourself imagining you are speaking to one of the characters.
- Your cellphone's wallpaper is one of the characters.
- You've spoken in an accent (for non-British nationalities) more than twice in public.
- "For the love of Camelot" becomes a regularly used phrase.
- You don't live in the UK and are seeking out that long lost relative in the UK to visit this fall so you can see season 2 when it starts there.
- You live in the UK but are visting a long lost relative in the US for the next 6 weeks so you can watch Merlin on Sunday nights.
- You are rewatching Merlin on youtube even though you know that in about six days you are going to be able to watch it properly on DVD.
- You start making fan videos for youtube, and every song you listen to, you start imagining Merlin clips that fit perfectly to it.
- You spend hours seeking out a proxy so that you will be able to watch Merlin season 2 as it is streamed live in the BBC. (To no avail no less)
- You wake up on mornings when a new episode of Merlin is scheduled to air in an extremely good mood.
- When Arthur says to Merlin "Can you walk on your knees?" in the first episode you say "I can!" and proceed to showcase your kneewalking techniques.
- You could memorise the characters' lines.
- Your family and friends are afraid when you mention anything about Merlin.
- Even your school teacher knows you're THAT obsessive over Merlin.
- You cry when your brother tells you that Merlin is on - but it actually isn't.
- You quote Merlin in ANY situation.
- When you're not talking about Merlin you are watching it, or fanvids of it.
- You have updated this page!
- When watching films you imagine Merlin characters in place of characters from those films.
- Your desktop background, icon and screensaver are ALL Merlin pictures.
- When Merlin is on you make sure you are sitting right infront of the TV half an hour before watching strictly come dancing (YUK!) JUST so you know you won't miss it!
- When you're staying up to midnight updating picture descriptions on the site while trying to re-watch episode 4 in the backround on your laptop.
- Everything you do or think somehow leads to or relates to Merlin.
- When you read Merlin fanfiction until 2 am during your exam period or when you read a fanfic until 11 the night before an assignment is due... and then start the assignment. Basically, when you associate your life with Merlin, when you shouldn't.
- You learn how to make a chainmail.
- You make yourself a neckerchief just like Merlin's and wear it 24/7.
- You use one of the characters' lines in an argument. (And win the argument.)
- You warn your little brother if he doesn't shut up you'll send him to the stocks.
- You joined this site.
- After searching the internet for sheet music for the Merlin theme, and finding none, you decide to transcribe it yourself.
- At completely random points in a conversation with someone you relate what was said to a Merlin episode.
- On website forms that ask your full name, you enter "Pendragon" as your last name.
- You start building your own set of stocks and collect rotten vegetables.. and potatoes...
- You start smiling to yourself when people are talking because what they said reminds you of Merlin.
- You can find a perfect Merlin quote to everyday situations.
- You consider the odds of you parents letting you change your name to Arthur, Merlin, Gwen, Morgana... etc. (or if you're a parent, you name your child after the characters/actors.)
- You put Merlin down mindlessly when you're actually supposed to write down your own name.
- You'd be content doing nothing but read/write Merlin fanfiction, watching Merlin episodes, and talk about how great Merlin is.
- When you have to restrain yourself conciously to stay away from Merlin related material.
- When you randomly tell people Merlin and actors trivia.
- When you read down the list and start ticking off all that applies.
- When you've ticked off everything...
- When you've made it your personal mission to see Merlin on the #1 spot on the Fandex.
- When you can ramble on and on in the "you know you're obssesed when..." suggestion thread.
- You contstantly hum the theme song.
- When you see a screencap, you can instantly name the episode it's from.
- You can give a perfect summary of every episode
- You re-enact various scenes, with accents, using only the items on you.
- You literally screamed and flailed about when you saw the season two trailer.
- You promised you would not be obsessed with season two. And failed.
- When you watch an episode, see a clip, and say "I swear that wasn't in last time I watched this!"
- When you see a brand new 20 seconds long preview clip for the next episode, you pause it, grab a pizza and a drink before playing it!
- When you spend 23 hours trying to search for a photo of Morgana.
- When you convince your folks to make you clothings like the ones your fave Merlin character wears.
- When you say Merlin phrases and you imitate Merlin's accent in front of your teacher.
- When you decide to dress up as a character for Merlin on Haloween and have a Merlin themed birthday party.
- When you write a GCSE English essay partly on Inspector Calls and partly on Merlin/Morgana and Arthur/Gwen/Lancelot speculations.
- When you constantly do a double take to some random person on the street because you swore it was one of the Merlin cast members.
- When you plan on how to put your soul in a stone! To live forever!!!!! (Ok I'm definitely mad as well as obssesed! :S :D)
- You have created Merlin characters on the Sims.
- You created different towns on the Sims and put a Merlin cast in each just so you could create different outcomes.
- You manage to learn the spells that Merlin uses and you try and use them in your everyday situation.
- While mentally editing a fanfic while showering, you condition before shampoo.
- When you Get your sister to be Gwen and Do Everything for you!
- When you beg your mum to take you and see Gaius, not the doctor!
- When you get in an Argument with your dad and he threatens to punish you you reply "You Just Try it".
- When your parents and friends call you after the Merlin Characters because you wont respond to any other name.
- When you won't go to sleep unless your parent give you a sleeping tonic.
- When you call your father "My Lord".
- When you have flowers buy you bed with a fake bug in them.
- When you search everywhere for a Half Sister.
- When try and convince your parents to buy a castle.
- When your friends call you in the middle of a Merlin episode you pretend you're not home!
- When you have called someone a clotpole or a prat more than once.
- When you beg your parents for a maidservant.
- When you cover every page in every book you have with things or quotes to do with Merlin like "Prat" and "Clotpole."
- When you don't stop talking to your French teacher about Château de Perifant even when she gets really annoyed with you.
- When the only way your friends can get your attention is to shout 'MERLIN!' at you.
- When you should be concentrating on work, you're planning your next fan fic, what's going to happen in the next series or just having dirty (slashy) thoughts instead!
- When you go around the supermarket and laugh at everything that you can relate to Merlin (e.g. Red Merlin Strawberries or chickens from Muirden farm!)
- When every time you see the DVD or books for sale you squeal like a five year old.
- When you give up on your homework and come on this site.
- When All Day You Talk No Stop About All The Merlin FanFic Writing, Fan Video Making, Role Playing Add Adding The This Site You Will Do!
- When Your Friends Organise To Bring Earplugs To School So When Ever You Mention Merlin They Put Them In And You Still Drone On About It!!! :)
- When you spend at least 45 minutes talking about Arthurian legends and magic.
- You've made this website your default.
- When you have a Youtube account only about Merlin!
- When your bedroom has a lot of pictures all over the walls!
- When you cry because your mom won't let you watch it.
- When you read this, you start laughing histerically and nod constantly, and everyone nearby looks at you funny.
- When you day dream about Prince Arthur.
- When your friends flinch and look hesitantly at you to see if you heard when ever they mention Merlin. If you did hear you start to rant.
- When you are, for once, proud to be British :)
- When someone says something Merlin related your stomach does a little flip inside.
- When you cry when you realise that series 3 is coming out in SEPTEMBER!!! And that's months away :'(
- When you start to talk about Merlin your friends pretend to fall asleep on their desks.
- When you start to research other movies and tv shows the
actors of Merlin have been in. - When you mention even the name Merlin, your friends ask you what you're talking about, you start to explain and they cry out "Oh no! It's THAT show!
- You suddenly talk in a British accent, and you're not even from Britain.
- When you have searched for 'Camelot' on google Earth.
- You've knitted/woven or are knitting/weaving a scarf like Merlin's so you can have one of your own.
- When you daydream about how cute and sweet Colin or Merlin is!
- When you daydream about Prince Arthur and how hot he is!
- When you're always drawing something about the tv show!
- When read books about Merlin and magic just to imitate Merlin when he's looking in books to find a way to help save Arthur!
- When you are in a car and find yourself thinking about funny moments from Merlin.
- When you make up little stories about Merlin, Arthur, or other characters while doing chores.
- When you pretend to be Merlin while doing chores.
- When you read this list and realise in despair that over 90% of it applies to you(Smiffy55)
- When you have merlinmadmaniac as your youtube account name(Smiffy55)
- When you insist on being given a Merlin neckerchief and Morgana cloak for your birthday(Smiffy55)
- When literally your whole year group knows you as the Merlin addict(Smiffy55)
- When your friends actually let you talk about complete nonsense or complicated science about hadron colliders and forth revolutions etc to stop you talking about Merlin.(Smiffy55)
- When you find yourself finding a link to Merlin in EVERYTHING you or somebody else says or does.(Smiffy55)
- When you spend approximatly 75% of your waking life either recalling the best scenes from Merlin of daydreaming about future series' plots.(Smiffy55)
- When you manage to incorperate Merlin into an English assassment on Malvolio(Twelfth Night).(Smiffy55)
- When you change your computer settings so when you type a Merlin character name, they automatically recongnize it.
- When you dream constantly about meeting the characters, and cry when you wake up.
- When you imagine what you would say to the cast when you meet them.
- When you plan out you whole wedding to a member of the cast (Colin).
- When you plan on getting married wearing a victorian dress in a castle.
- When you turn every guy down because there's something wrong with him. He doesn't have blue eyes, or dimples, or magic. He's not Merlin!!
- When all your friends make that "Ugh, Not Again!" noise when you mention how beautiful Colin Morgan is..
- When you practically jump on someone if they say anything starting with "Mer.."
- When you constantly dream about Merlin.
- When you make a Merlin reference and no one gets it, so you roll your eyes and think of all the people on this site.
- When you make Merlin references in essays.
- Every song you listen to makes you want to start a new fan video.
- You look into moving to the UK.
- When you listen to "You're The Voice" constantly and can mime the actions of Colin and Bradley perfectly.
- When you begin dreaming you are Merlin saving Arthur from death.
- When you see a shriveled piece of fruit and apple and start laughing your head off (in the Lady of The Lake, Merlin steals Arthur's food for Freya and replaces it with some rotten food of his own.)
- When you want to learn Anglo-Saxon Old English.
- Learn calligraphy by taking screen shots of the Enchantment Books and study the type of calligraphy used in the book.
- When you see/hear the word 'Berlin' in your German lesson and get waaaaaaay too over excited when you mistake it for Merlin.
- When you aren't British and have listened to the actors in Merlin so long, you speak like one.
- When you begin begin saying the names of Merlin characters when you are talking in class.
- When you mistaken 'nemesis' as Nimueh's name.
- When you buy a cd in Olde English just so you can hear what Merlin's magic spells sound like
- When you submit stuff to this page. ;)
- When you search the net for anything Merlin
- When you make a scarf (or other item of clothes) like is in the show
- When you debate sending your iPhone away to replace a cracked screen because you will be without your Merlin videos and soundtrack for two weeks.
- When you refuse to cross-play but make an exception for the amazing characters of this show.
- When you realize that everything is suddenly reminding you of Merlin!
- When You have watched the blooper reels so often you laugh like Anthony Head (MontHulme)
- When you find, read and then learn off by heart merlin episode scripts. (MontHulme)
- When you research changing your name to Pendragon. (MontHulme)
- When you write the cast fanmail and then wake up at 6AM so you can catch the mail as it falls through the letterbox, Knowing full well they won't have read it yet. (MontHulme)
- When you start to stalk the cast on the internet (MontHulme)
- When you not only stalk the cast but also their families in the vein hope they also give snippets of the casts life. (MontHulme)
- When you not only quote clips from episodes but also things the actors have said. (MontHulme)
- When the first thing you say to someone when you meet them for the first time is "Do you watch Merlin" (MontHulme)
- When you spend over £500 Buying clothes that look a bit like the costumes off Merlin (MontHulme)
- When you stay up all night waiting for the release of the new Merlin box-set so you can go "Yes Amazon have sent it out, It's on it's way" (MontHulme)
- When you spend your weekend watching Merlin S1+2 Box-sets in a row and only pause it to go to the loo. (MontHulme)
- When the conversation stops after the person you are talking to admits they dont watch Merlin. (MontHulme)
- When you spend History class doodling things from Merlin and thinking of how every little thing from History relates to the show instead of actually paying attention or working
- When if you ever meet Colin Morgan you would ask him to say Potato
- If you want to own the Red Hat.
- When you hear a chord of music that kinda sounds like the Merlin intro, you run into the living room all excited, plot down in front of the television, and are disappointed when you discover it's not Merlin at all, but something else.
- When you start calling your friends one or more of the following: Prat, Buffoon, Idiot, Dollop Head, or any other nickname that has been used on the show.
- You have 100+ Merlin related pictures on your phone.
- When you are writing an essay about Men's Beards in the Middle East and type "Merlin's Beards" instead.
- When you look for any photographs, videos, journal entries, news, on the new season.
- When your family notices your lack of enthusiasm in any other tv show, except Merlin.
- You have 298 Merlin related pictures on your phone.
- When you constantely think about Merlin
- Your end year art exam had the theme revenge, so you do a picture of Morgnana stading behind Uthers throne holding a knife.
- You can get a Merlin link into any conversation.
- You are reading Le Morte Darthur (with the help of a dictonary)
- Everytime you see a picture of an actor that has been in Merlinin something else, you tell whoever you are with both the actor's name and the character they played and which episode they were in.
- Your sister has promised you that if when she is older she becomes a dressmaker like she wants to, if you still want one, she will make you a Morgana dress.
- When you see so much as a picture of Colin smiling you can't help but smile to.
- When talking to your friends you use just the first name of one of the Merlin actores and they know exctaly who you are talking about, even though you do know two Katies.
- You look Merlin up on youtube.
- You love Heather Dale's music because it's about the Arthurian legends.
- In the evenings you sometimes pretend to be Morgana as she wakes up from a nightmare.
- You have had dreams about Melin when you meet the Merlin cast. You like to think that you must have the seer's sight like Morgana and it will come true.
- You have 25 Merlin related memos on your phone.
- You know and love the Snazzlefrazz vids on YouTube.
- While writting your essay plan for your Macbeth controlled assessment you have to keep reminding yourself that M stands for Macbeth not Merlin and LM stands for Lady Macbeth not Lady Morgana.
- You once wrote Lady Morgana instead of Lady Macbeth, luckily it was during a lesson not the actual controlled assesment.
Have a happy obsession!
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