- Before he heads out to the training grounds, tell him his armor looks kind of big.
- Then mention how it looks quite dull.
- Ask him if he's made his daily quota for yelling at people yet.
- After number 3, tell Arthur that he count you in his daily quota.
- Ask him to pout for you.
- Go up to Morgana when Arthur's within earshot and say, "Doesn't Lancelot have nice hair? He's so much cuter than Arthur!"
- For added effect on number 6, add "Lancelot isn't a prat, either!"
- And if you want to be REALLY mean, add "No wonder Merlin likes Lancelot better!"
- Make a list of all the slashy things that Arthur has said to Merlin and give the list to Morgana and Uther.
- During a conversation with Arthur, continue mentioning how great someone else is.
- Suggest that Arthur is a little too old for the "Prince Valiant" hair cut.
- Dye all of his clothes pink just before a meeting with the knights.
- Infiltrate the kitchen and make rat soup for Arthur's dinner.
- For added effect on number 13, tell Arthur (after he's had a few bites) that Merlin caught more rats in his room.
- And for more added effect on number 14, ask if he thinks the rat tails look like noodles.
- Ask him how Morgana used to beat him in spar matches.
- Tell him he's drop dead gorgeous.
- Remind him of the time Morgana hid the druid boy right under his nose!
- Beat him in everything he's good at in front of everyone.
- Poke him the head until he starts asking what you are doing then tell him: "Oh, I wanted to check if its gotten bigger...Oh look it has!" Then run.
- Get the entire castle to keep asking him when he's planning to elope with another random 'thing' he met on a hunting trip!
- Stare at him hintingly/expectantly whenever he mentions another female.
- Follow him around saying, "Bother, bother, bother, bother, bother," until he tells you to go away.
- For added effect on the previous one, come back ten minutes later and start doing the same thing.
- Get Merlin to cast a spell so that their roles are reversed and Arthur has to be servant to Merlin.
- Put a sign on his back that says "Prince Prat"
- Talk about his and Merlin's "abusive relationship".
- Say that blue is a much better color than red.
- Constantly ask if he'll sell Merlin to you.
- Avoid him for about a week. When he corners you and asks why, say "Merlin told me that pratness is contagious".
- Ask him if he's so great, how come Gwen's gonna end up cheating on him with Lancelot.
- Say "Being king is a big responsibility.Are you sure someone like you can do it?".
- Ask him to help with your Algebra II homework.If he can't do it, say "I thought princes were supposed to be intelligent. Oh well, I'll just go ask Merlin.Now he's smart".
- Hide a tape recorder in his room that plays annoying songs over and over again(i.e. the llama song, the badger song,candy cave,If You Were Gay)
- No.34, except play Michael Jackson and/or Jackson 5 songs.
- Attach a walkie-talkie to the back of a chair or somewhere he won't look. When he comes near, say through the other walkie-talkie, "Arthur, I am your master, Ronald McDonald! You must obey my commands!". Watch his reaction.
- Insist on calling him "Artie".
- Spray Lysol on everything he touches.
- Make a random day Merlin/Lancelot/Gauis/and anyone except Arthur Appreciation Day.
- Start playing "I Don't Care" by Fall Out Boy and then ask him if it's his theme song.
- No. 40, except play "Prima Donna" from Phantom of the Opera.
- Send him an invitation to Gwen and Lancelot's wedding.
- Tell him he's not invited to Gwen and Lancelot's wedding as the first rule is 'no noblemen allowed'
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44. Tell him to cut down on eating. You can't
have him looking fat!
45. Stick a sign on his door - "Do Not Disturb:
Merlin and Arthur are making out"
46. Stick photos of Merlin all over his bathroom
47. Nick his sword before training.
48. Tell him that Merlin doesn't love him anymore.
49. Number 26, except it says "Clotpole"
50. Show him the Frank N Furter pics and tell him
you caught his father dressed like that in his
chambers, and that Uther really has issues
51. Tell him his dad is really hot...especially
wearing a thong.
52. Call him "Tin Man" and ask him if he still has the heart he got in Oz.
53. Put itching powder in his armor just before
training.
54. Ask him how he can run Camelot when he's
already king of Far Far Away. (Shrek reference)
55. Leave him letters with lip prints and roses. Sign them "Lady Vivian"
56. Remind him that he was beat in combat by a girl!
57. Every time you see him pout, pop up and sing "maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline!"
58. Tell him that Morgana finds Lancelot funny, that Uther thinks Lancelot's cleverer and Gwen was unavailable for comment as she was doing unladylike things with Lancelot.
59. Call him Wart ("Sword in the Stone" reference)
60. Drop 'subtle' hints about Merlin coercing Gwen to kiss Arthur in order to break a spell when she kissed both Merlin and Lancelot for the fun of it.
61. Accidently give him a sleeping draft and shave off his hair. Then get people to pay to see the bald prince. 62. Ask him to marry you, and when he says no smile and say, "Thats okay, you'll end up alone anyway" 63. Release Viviane on him.
64. Tell him he's fat and that he's not that good fighting with swords, even though you know he is!
65. Call him ad names
66. GetMerint steal his sausage again.
67. Say loudly to Morgana when he's right behind you ''You're right! Arthur IS ugly! No wonder why Gwen prefers Lancelot.''
68. Put jellied eel in his shoes during night while he's asleep. Start his day off with a ''squish!''
69. Put itcing powder in his armor.
90. Follow him around constantly & whenever Merlin is anywhere near make loud kissy noises.
100. Write ona sheet ''Insult me and y risk a sudden death'' *everyone insult him and they all die*
101. Follow him ad say: ''You're really bad at fighting with swords... you have to practice more! Even Merlin is better than you!'' Even though you know he's really amazing at doing it and even though you know Merlin couldn't use a sword if his life depend on it!
102. Remind him of how Morgana saved his life
103. Ask him which cereal box he got his crown from and how many box tops it cost
104.Keep calling him Your Burger King-ness"
105.Bring back Uther's ghost to pop up at really awkward moments
106. When he asks for his crown, bring him a Burger King one. Tell him they look so much alike, no one will notice the difference.
107.Say how awful Uther is and how glad you are that he's gone
108.Tell him Morgana's crown was cooler
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