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Fangirls are famous for creating these lists of how to annoy canon characters. Reading these lists is done for both fun and to study up in case you ever, by either imagination or twisted reality, end up in Camelot. It's important to know how to get canon characters wound up!

  1. Ask him when neckerchiefs came back into style.
  2. Tell him that "hocus-pocus" and "bippiddibobbidiboo" are better spells than the ones he's learned.
  3. Ask him who cut his hair- you want to know because you're hungry for pudding!
  4. Hand him a sword and helmet and tell him that Arthur requires his services as a practicing dummy.
  5. Tell him that Gaius exchanged his spell book for 'Cinderella' and he still hasn't realised.
  6. Tell everyone in the castle about his undying love for Gwen.
  7. Tell everyone in the castle about his frequent compliments to Arthur about him being a genius.
  8. Clean up his room and keep anything that he leaves lying around- including his sorcery book.
  9. Re-use his bath water (adding soap, of course) in making his breakfast and pretend you had nothing to do with the fact that he's foaming at the mouth.
  10. Send him around the castle doing tasks that you've already completed.
  11. Ramble on about basic anatomy like Gaius while following Merlin around during his duties.
  12. Steal his neckerchief.
  13. Tell him this whole "destiny thing" was just a big joke made up by the Dragon.
  14. Tell him that parlor tricks are better then his magic spells.
  15. Ask: "Are you an elf? Because your ears are SO big!"
  16. Constantly call him "Spock".
  17. Ask him if he knows Santa.
  18. Ask him if Arthur's been told about the time you and Gwen kissed within earshot of Arthur.
  19. Ask him where his beard is.
  20. Buy him a pointy hat and a blue robe with stars on it. Complain when he says he won't wear it.
  21. Ask him where Archemides is.
  22. Make your hesitance clear about whether neckerchiefs even existed in the dark ages. Let alone jeans.
  23. Tell him his neckerchief is fugly.
  24. When you're out with him, randomly yell "Look, a warlock!".
  25. Ask him if he was using Lancelot to make Arthur jealous.
  26. "Idiot! Idiot!"
  27. Tell him the leech tank needs cleaning again and Uther is coming to watch, so he can't use magic to do it.
  28. Paint "Call me Mr Snuggles" on his back.
  29. Ask him "if you're the most powerful sorcerer than how in the world did Freya die in your arms?"
  30. Tell him "Merlin, you really need your hair cut. Everyone is gonna mistake you for a black mushroom!"
Merlin - Valiant


31. Tell Arthur that Merlin has been peeping on
Morgana changing.
32. Buy a cheap magic kit and perform some of the
tricks in front of Merlin. Tell him that Arthur taught you
everything you know, since he's a far better
sorcerer than Merlin.
32: Use one of Gaius`s draughts to knock him out and
then dress him up as Morgana.
33. Hid his pitchfork right before he mucks the stalls,
then tell him to do it by hand
34. Use super glue to glue his red feathered hat to his
head while he's asleep
35. Get him to save Arthur's life then employ Cedric as Arthur's new servant.
36. Tell him that 'Merlin' is a tiny bird no longer than a ruler then laugh at him when he asks what a ruler is.
37. Tell him that Emrys is a sad name
38. Whenever he casts a spell, glare in astonishment and then scream that he said it wrong
39. Point out that Rincewind, Potter and Longbottom each have more fans than he does.
40. Whenever he walks past stage whisper that no matter how 'magical' Merlin may be Arthur will always be more delicious, as will Lancelot.
41. Claim you saw frogs jumping out of Merlin's mouth in the square, and if the king doesn't believe you he can call the witchfinder.
42. When Arthur's in earshot say loudly, "Merlin thats horrible Arthur's not fat!"
43. ask him weather he is really a guy, seeing as he has no muscle
44. Steal his job.



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